What happens in Jack and the Beanstalk: Adults Only?
Andrew Pollard's adults-only Jack and the Beanstalk takes the bones of the classic fairytale — boy, beanstalk, giant, cow, magic beans — and resets the whole thing in present-day Islington with a queer-coded Drag Race-flavoured panto sensibility and an adults-only joke book.
Angel Delight on Udder Street
Dashing milkman Jack Trott (Elliott Baker-Costello) lives with his mother Dame Trott (Victoria Scone) above the family dairy, Angel Delight on Udder Street. The business is failing. Their cow Pat (Pavanveer Sagoo) — a fully camped-up moosical-theatre obsessive nicknamed Cowpatti Lupone — refuses to be milked. The rent is overdue. And the landlord is a greedy giant who has just sent his enforcer, the villainous Nightshade (Joseph Lukehurst), to collect — or take the dairy by force.
The bean deal and the beanstalk
Tricked by Nightshade into selling Pat for a handful of magic beans, Jack discovers overnight that the beans have produced an enormous beanstalk reaching into the clouds. With the help of Fairy Fullobeans (Mia Ito Smith) and his fruit-shop-running love interest Jill (Priscille Grace), Jack must climb the beanstalk, infiltrate the giant's lair, rescue Pat, save the dairy and ultimately save Islington itself from the giant's takeover.
What makes it Adults Only
The adults-only version of the production keeps the same plot, set, costumes and core cast but adds strong sexual innuendo, knowing adult comedy, audience participation that goes places the family version cannot, and a rotating special-guest appearance at every show. The show carries explicit content warnings for strong language, strong sexual innuendo, and potentially offensive language. It is no place for children — but it is exactly the place for an Islington office Christmas party.
How King's Head Theatre's adult panto tradition was built
The King's Head Theatre's new home
Founded in 1970 as London's oldest pub theatre — originally above the King's Head pub on Upper Street — the venue moved in 2024 to a new purpose-built 200-seat space four floors below ground in a new building behind the original pub. The new theatre, opened with explicit programming commitments to the LGBTQ+ community, gave Pollard's panto a properly equipped Off-West End stage for the first time in the venue's history.
2024: Cinderella sets the template
The King's Head's first Christmas in its new home was 2024's Cinderella — a Pollard-written-and-directed family panto with selected adults-only performances on Thursday and Saturday nights. The five-star reviews and demand for the adult performances established the model: same production, same cast, two different scripts depending on the date.
2025: Jack and the Beanstalk doubles down
For 2025 the venue extended the run by a week, doubled the number of adults-only performances, and added a Pay What You Can performance for the family version. Andrew Pollard wrote and directed again; James Quaife Productions co-produced. Casting was led by Victoria Scone, fresh from her Drag Race UK and Canada vs The World runs, and joined by an ensemble drawn from West End touring productions (Baker-Costello from the international Mamma Mia! tour, Smith from the Singapore premiere of Dear Evan Hansen).
The community-funding model
King's Head Theatre is registered as a charity. Adult-performance ticket revenue, which sells at full commercial Off-West End rates, helps subsidise the Golden Goose Pay-it-Forward scheme, which offers free or reduced-rate family panto tickets to schools and disadvantaged Islington families. Local sponsors including the Almeida Theatre, Little Angel Theatre, St Mary's Church Islington and Angel Central have continued to support the venue across both years.
What's next
The King's Head Theatre has not yet announced its Christmas 2026 panto title at the time of writing, but the dual family-and-adult format is now embedded in the venue's annual rhythm. With the success of Cinderella and Jack and the Beanstalk behind them, the venue is well placed to continue the tradition with another Pollard-led production for Christmas 2026.